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I welcome all comments, questions, errant meanderings, heartfelt concerns, rants, taunts, tirades, and marriage proposals, having previously received them all… in that order, more or less.

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I will not sell, reprint, reproduce, or otherwise distribute identifying personal information without the express written consent of the individual with whom it is concerned. Otherwise, that which is sent to me is fair game for representation—as per an image gallery for craft beverage labels, for example, or a permanent page for hate mail.

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For some reason, this came up when I Googled “woman with binoculars” while looking for a reusable image. The joke is ruined, but I’m strangely okay with it.

If that is problematic, I would humbly suggest that you avoid making direct contact. Just observe me from a distance, possibly through a pair of binoculars.

Pretend that we’ve got something special going on—something that is ours, and ours alone. I promise to do the same.